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Shag Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight

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FOR HER Self-shagging with a banana Walking to the supermarket 45 calories Peeling, inserting and shagging the banana 5 calories Spending ages trying get bits of semi-dissolved banana out of your twat 10 calories  TOTAL: 60 calories  15

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FOR HER Shagging - in the shower Standing on a chair so he can enter you without slipping a disc 10 calories Soaping him up 10 calories Enjoying five minutes of precarious passion 80 calories  TOTAL: 100 calories  103

FOR HER Shagging - up the arse Recoiling in horror when you realise what he’s doing 10 calories Letting him give you one right up there whilst wondering whether to mention your diarrhoea problem 40 calories Apologising to him while he washes everything in the room twice. 5 calories  TOTAL: 55 calories  65 dozen free copies. Now, after literally minutes of in-depth study, you too can lose weight with a smile, just like the dead Nazis.

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FOR HER Shagging - side by side Persuading him not to go to the pub just yet 5 calories Sliding close to him and wrapping your legs around him 10 calories Deciding it would have been better to make the effort to go on top in the first place 5 calories  TOTAL: 20 calories  99 This document was uploaded by our user. The uploader already confirmed that they had the permission to publish A long shag haircut is a great way to add movement and texture to your hair. The layers can be styled in a variety of ways, from messy beach waves to sleek and straight, making it a versatile style that can be worn for any occasion. A long shag haircut is also great for disguising thinning hair or adding volume to hair that is fine. 2. Short Shag HaircutIf you love experimenting with pink or purple hair, a shag haircut is a great choice. The choppy layers will add a ton of volume and texture to your look which you can play up even more by adding in some fun streaks. Ask for long side bangs if you want an instant face-framing effect that’s sure to turn heads. 25. Shag Haircut with Balayage FOR HER Shagging - a really fat bloke Undoing the long rope that’s holding up his trousers 5 calories Helping him locate his nob somewhere under his sagging stomach 20 calories Insisting that it’s probably better if you go on top 10 calories  TOTAL: 35 calories  91 FOR HIM Shagging - missionary Spreading her legs 5 calories Enjoying yourself while she pretends to 75 calories Rolling over, farting, and falling asleep 5 calories  TOTAL: 85 calories  46

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FOR HIM Foreplay - M&S Choosing new M&S underwear 5 calories Winking at your woman to join you in the changing rooms 2 calories Realising this store doesn’t have changing rooms and being forced to have sex at home like everyone else 5 calories  TOTAL: 12 calories  37 FOR HIM Shagging - in front of a romantic fire Chopping the romantic wood 200 calories Lighting the romantic firelighters 10 calories Shagging her on a nice rug whilst keeping an eye on the romantic flames in case they die down 200 calories  TOTAL: 410 calories  88

FOR HIM Safe shagging - loose condoms Unwrapping the condom 10 calories Slipping on a condom that’s embarrassingly loose and blaming the room temperature 5 calories Groping yourself repeatedly during the performance to try to hold the condom in place 20 calories  TOTAL: 35 calories  26

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